These days, I take most funny English in stride, aware that my Japanese isn't exactly textbook. I get the gist of what they're attempting to communicate.
For my upcoming Sapporo sojourn, I'm staying in a cheap business hotel. I like all these amenities! My ladies' room has an ionizer, whatever that is! Pumped! But tell me, if anyone knows, what in heaven's name are they trying to say here? (Second row, second picture.)