Him: Indian?
Me: Nope.
H: Afghani?
M: Uh-uh.
H: Pakistani?
M: Nah.
H: Spanish?
M: (yawn)
H: BUT WHAT ARE YOU?
Otherwise:
American or Canadian Guy in the hall outside the bathroom:
YOU ARE VERY PRETTY!
Girl coming out of the toilet: Ah, thank you very much! I have relax time!
AoCGithotb: OW! (As I hit him in the shoulder with the door.)
Serves me right for going to a place where people are wearing green jerseys and Guinness balloons tied around their necks.
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Hoho! You poor thing, seriously, how tedious. No-one knows where Flo is from either but I don' t think people ask him as much.
ReplyDeleteAoCGithotb's who hit of girl's who have just had a crap! It can't get any classier than that! ("OW!", love it, *titter*)
"on girls" I mean.
ReplyDeleteOH My gosh.. I was LOL but felt your pain....
ReplyDeleteSome real top notch dudes, I'm telling you. If you need advice on where to pick up the sexy... don't ask me.
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