H: BUT WHAT ARE YOU?
American or Canadian Guy in the hall outside the bathroom:
YOU ARE VERY PRETTY!
Girl coming out of the toilet: Ah, thank you very much! I have relax time!
AoCGithotb: OW! (As I hit him in the shoulder with the door.)
Serves me right for going to a place where people are wearing green jerseys and Guinness balloons tied around their necks.