And my right shoe says:RS: "Ow!"LS: "Wut?"RS: "Stop banging into me!"LS: "Wut?!"RS: "You're always rubbing up against me!"LS: "I can't help it! The foot was born that way!"RS: "Just -hey!"LS: "!!!!"RS: "You're doing it again!"LS: "I'm telling you the foot is handicapped you twat! It was born this way! What can I do?"RS: "I don't care!!! Get away from me you bummer!"Or something like that. (left foot turns in slightly, all my shoes are scuffed on the inside)
HA! I hadn't noticed.